gifmovie distraction

coolator:

No officer, you don’t understand! You put the gun in your hands, but you don’t pull the trigger. Why are you arresting me?? IT’S A METAPHOR!!!

cadburycreamcoolator hilariousclinton
400luxtian crunchier

Me ordering at Starbucks.

wondernotwander verbalizations

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

siriuus verbalizations

keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

h4te stay-ocean-minded
christrnaspresents:

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
jamesbuckyybarnes stay-ocean-minded

shavingryansprivates:

xxxanimeweedlord420xxx:

getmad-govegan:

being vegan is so emotionally draining like i can’t even look at someone drinking a milkshake without wanting to cry this is ridiculous if your ‘food’ makes me emotionally distressed that might be a sign that it’s not good 

get over yourself

vegetables make me cry. im 20

getmad-govegan fuscia
sabrinacaps crunchier

trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

ksvbi blitzkiids
mypharmacography:

Police photo of Kurt Cobain’s heroin kit
mypharmacography petalys
satans-l0lita:

paintdeath:

Lolita (1997)

Lick☯ me up and †ake☾ me like♡ a vi†amin♡☾
paintdeath satans-l0lita

nollag youngest-son-of-poseidon
straightwhiteboyproblems:

take me home….
straightwhiteboyproblems wrxst